Well we can’t talk about the rugby, the Switzerland and Croatia game was, as Mark Lawrence said, “a great advert for cricket”, speaking of which the English cricket team even managed to snatch a victory from the jaws of defeat. Schumacher won again (yawn) and I’m completely knackered as I spent two hours playing football with my nephew.

I believe there is another game of footie on soon, and with that in mind, I’m off to put on my France top (no, seriously).

Ohhh and I should really talk about nettles, Dan and Armani etc etc but I can’t be bothered.

UPDATE: Well, I think a draw would have been a fair score, a tad unlucky I guess. Ach who am I kidding… twoooo one, twoooo one, twooo one, twoo one. Twooooo one, TWWooo one TTWWWOOOO ONE!!!!!!!